Editorial Reviews. About the Author. Besides being a writer, JB Lynn is a compulsive reader, Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman by [Lynn, JB] . THE HITWOMAN AND THE NEUROTIC WITNESS (Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman Book 5) – Kindle edition by JB Lynn, Parisa Zolfaghari. Maggie Lee is not your average hitwoman. For one thing, she’s never killed anyone. For another, after hitting her head in the car accident that killed her sister .

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My favorite of these, though with the least depth or reason, is God. The way she talked about them I suspected they were some sort of rabid dust bunny. And that is why I think you might find yourself amenable to the offer I’m going to make you. Shelve The Hitwoman’s Act of Contrition. slightyl

Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman by J.B. Lynn

A total rookie, she is paired with seasoned killer and contract police detective, Patrick Mulligan. I want to find out what Paul is up to and if Maggie’s and Susan’s feelings about Templeton are warranted.

Will Patrick and Maggie become lovers? The “professional” parts of Maggie’s life were what required the largest suspension of disbelief on my part, but ultimately it was worth the effort. Then there’s the lizard.

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Not only must she attempt to corral a bunch of energetic kids, ov at the same time she has to argue with the talking lizard in her bra, avoid a mysterious doppelganger, and chase down runaway horses! I was too bottled up for her taste. Shelve The Hitwoman Under Pressure.

The “professional” parts of Maggie’s life were what required the largest suspension on disbelief on my part, but it was entirely worth the effort. I don’t know if it’s weird that I felt proud of her for that, but I did. This is one of the most interesting books I have read in a while.

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With the assistance of psychic predictions, talking animals and unexpected allies, Maggie takes on her ocnfessions head-on. I opened this book, wondering how a normal woman could become a hit woman. While this book did have a lot of elements of humor a talking lizard and at the end a dog?

Her days are spent drinking copious amount of coffee, daydreaming, hitwwoman her best, and failing at being a cool chick. After the death of her sister, Maggie now has to take care of her orphaned niece who needs specialized medical care.

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He hktwoman some humor to the already fun story especially when he requests she call him God. Her books so far are complex. I’d love to have friends like Armani and Maggie, although I’ll skip the talking lizard unless I can watch Wheel and Jeopardy with him! He deserves to die, but making that happen is tricky, especially considering that a certain red-headed police detective has been assigned to protect him. And, this time, Maggie has to get the job done.


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The main character was amazing! As bitter and cynical Maggie is, her quick wit and devotion to her niece renders her likeable.

Why, yes there were. Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman by J. A chance encounter with a hitman in the hospital brings Maggie to the attention of a mob boss who makes an unusual proposition. Yeah, I didn’t know that before looking it up. With the help of her ragtag team of supporters: Her careful veneer of distance and control starts to slip as soon as she wakes up from a car accident and hears Alan Rickman’s voice emerge from her niece’s anole, but hearing animals talk turns out to be the least of her problems.

Oh yeah, this is fun times!

Maggie is just so average that you don’t expect her to be a killer.